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Bento # 365
A sort of anniversary-bento. This is # 365, meaning I've made enough to fill every day in a whole year. Granted, it has taken me a year and a half or thereabouts, but still... ^_^

Bento # 365
Bento # 365
Somen noodles with sauce in the raspberry. steamed snowpeas, broccoli and asparagus sprinkled with lemon pepper. Chicken wishing bones, BBQ-style. Gherkins on a skewer.


The "Chicken wishbone" things are bought like this. Ready fried. Frozen. Probably a byproduct from when they make the breast fillets, but they're cute, they look like miniature chickens...
Current Location:
Denmark
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At Least Our Nipples Are Perky!

(at the freezer section)
Dumb blond mom
: Jesus, why's it gotta be so cold in here?

Dumb blond daughter: Oh god, I know! Like it's not cold enough outside.

--PathMart, Forest Ave

Overheard by: Ben


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The Federal Tax Code, Encapsulated

Hobo to passerby: Sir, can you spare a thousand dollars?
Passerby: Haha... Oh you're serious.

--21st & 3rd

Overheard by: Paul


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Warped Tour hits Boston; remains epic fail while doing so

Amid the rain, Warped Tour overflows with disparate acts

Vans Warped Tour
At: Comcast Center, Wednesday
By Marc Hirsh
Globe Correspondent / July 25, 2008

MANSFIELD - For a half hour, it poured buckets at Wednesday's sold-out Comcast Center stop of the Vans Warped Tour, sending thousands from the massive punk-rock midway that was once the parking lot to seek shelter under the cover of the amphitheater. There, on the only stages unaffected by the deluge, Ludo (preening sub-My Chemical Romance-isms) and Madina Lake (confetti-cannon hard-core) played to captive audiences until the weather cleared.

Those were probably the only experiences shared by everybody. The inflatable monolith on the midway listed the schedules for six different stages, while the printout posted at the guest services center covered nine. There were at least three others not listed on either, making it easy to miss a modest gem like the soul- and Motown-influenced punk of Saint Alvia Cartel.

Luckily, it wasn't hard to catch something worthwhile. Against Me! mixed a disco-pop sensibility with a punk approach and an improbable vein of heartland rock. The Aggrolites were one of the tour's ska contingent, clad entirely in red and laying down a sharp groove on the Beatles's "Don't Let Me Down." The geek contingent was ably represented by power-dance band Cobra Starship, whose frontman, Gabe Saporta, came across like an '80s-disco version of British Invasion nerd Freddie Garrity. And punk Rottweilers Street Dogs unsurprisingly gathered the hometown crowd's allegiance with ease.

With the overwhelming number of acts, some letdowns were also inevitable. Shwayze's two-MC party hip-hop couldn't quite make up its mind whether it was an ironic joke or not. Relient K played by-the-numbers emo-pop, while Say Anything was intense but hollow.

Less inevitable was Warped's continuing shortage of women onstage, made all the more glaring by their more than adequate representation in the crowd. There were so few female performers, in fact, that they had to double up, with Cobra Starship keytarist Victoria Asher dancing with affable dork-rappers 3OH!3.

Aching to be an American Lily Allen but lacking the attitude to pull it off, Katy Perry sounded like nobody so much as Miley Cyrus, with her slick guitar pulse and vague "You go, girl!" lyrics that resonated with the teenage girls in the crowd. Fake coyness notwithstanding, she betrayed her own lack of nerve when her band introduced her by pounding out the riff to Heart's "Barracuda" and she didn't even try to sing the song.

Perry was seemingly at Warped purely as a credibility-building exercise, but the spirit of the tour was captured by rapper Othello. On a "stage" that was nothing more than a sheet of linoleum in front of a tent, he performed on equal footing with his audience. Aided by high-energy, snap-funky beats, he broke down more boundaries between artist and fan than a thousand Perry autograph lines. Then, as DJ Manwell's scratch break started, he invited everyone into the tent to watch.

Boston Globe

Why yes, I did only post this for the lolarious picture.

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Worst Dressed Celebs of the Week!
So, I know how we here on ONTD love lists and snarky commentary, so I've decided to share my favorite weekly list with you all!

 

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Okay, I don't know who some of these celebs are, but the outfits are so ridiculous that I kind of don't care.  Rip away at how wrong or right this list is!!!

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Well, It Is the Number Two Train

(a very obnoxious, lingering fart was dropped and filled the entire car during rush hour)
Teen girl to friend
: Ohmigod! Let's get out of here, it smells like shit!

Old man, five minutes later: What's the matter with you fucking people? Somebody open up a god damned window!

--2 Train


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The Jonas Brothers MAKE MUSIC HISTORY


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Jonas Brothers made music history.

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Meg Ryan gains ten stone... after donning a fat suit


The actress, 46,  has gained TEN STONE in a new movie comedy called 'My Mom's Hot Boyfriend.'  

But unlike some of Hollywood's yo-yo dieting actresses, the weight gain is only temporary as the actress' 18 stone transformation came courtesy of a very convincing fat suit.

Meg's metamorphosis from girl next door to the porky neighbour took three hours in the make-up trailer each day to create.

She said: 'I didn't mind the make-up. I like a character who is all about transformation." 

In the film, Meg eventually sheds the excess pounds and dates Hollywood heart-throb Antonio Banderas.

She added: 'She was enormous, and now she's foxy.' 

Ironically, Colin Hanks - son of her 'Sleepless in Seattle' and 'You've Got Mail' co-star Tom Hanks - plays her on-screen son.

He's an FBI agent who returns home after a three-year assignment to discover his chunky mother is now super-hot.

But his life turns into a nightmare when he's forced to spy on her every move because her dashing new boyfriend - alias Banderas - may be an international art thief.

 

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First man in the world to give birth shows off his new baby girl (New pictures)
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Thomas Beatie, Nancy Beatie and Susan Juliette Beatie pose for their picture. Beatie said that his pregnancy was an 'experience of a lifetime'
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WHAT?!?!?!?

Sources reveal that Kathy Griffin's long-time assistant and My Life on the D-List co-star, Jessica Zajicek, has quit.
And, "it's not pretty," an insider tells us.
The split happened earlier this month.
Unfortunately, her Bravo show is not currently under production, so we'll miss out on the drama on TV!
"Jessica had just had enough of Kathy," says our insider. "She put up with her for several years. She couldn't take it anymore."
Sad to see her go. Jessica was a huge part of Kathy's show!

http://www.fashion.ie/aggregator/gossip/93188-so-long-farewell

I HOPE THIS IS COMPLETELY MADE UP :(

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Jumping in Santa Cruz
I went to the beach with some friends and we took quite a few (rather silly) jumping pictures.

lots more... )
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Bento #s 22-25
Ahhhh, I've fallen way behind ><;; There would be a total of 6 bentos posted, but I ran out of time two mornings and had to go into work w/o lunch ;_; *cries*

7.10.08 ::

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Current Mood:
hungry hungry
Current Music:
Cello Suite #5 In C Minor - 1. Prélude (Yo-Yo Ma recording)
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Univision and the Latin Recording Academy Honor Jose Jose

Ok I'm not even gonna front, I'm just making this post so I can show this woman's wonderful nose. Her name is Ana Barbara. Everything looks fine, but just look at the nose in proportion to everything else, its like a little mini nose.

More Sexiness from the event )

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"Which fierce ANTM winner was at this event with me?"

my favorite! )

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Ben Stiller's Peers Speak Out About His "Apocalypse Now"-Like Demands on the Set of Tropic Thunder

Ben Stiller's Peers Speak Out About His "Apocalypse Now"-Like Demands on the Set of Tropic Thunder -- In August’s Men's Vogue

Fresh from screening Ben Stiller’s new film Tropic Thunder for the August issue of Men’s Vogue, writer Adam Green declares “for me, it edges out Superbad for Funniest Movie since Borat.”

(PRWEB) July 23, 2008 -- Fresh from screening Ben Stiller’s new film Tropic Thunder for the August issue of Men’s Vogue, writer Adam Green declares “for me, it edges out Superbad for Funniest Movie since Borat.” According to reports, Tropic Thunder enjoyed a budget of as much as $100 million, a record for an R-rated comedy. The film being written, produced, directed and starred in by Stiller, is the most fully realized, self-assured achievement of his career, writes Green. Stiller's co-star, Robert Downey Jr., calls him “the closest living thing to a Chaplin that we have in this industry” but he’s “not a comedian – he’s an actor totally in control and totally fearless.” Green observes that Hollywood has done well by Stiller and the support of his costars and the industry is a testament to his talent, motivation, and the ability to inspire, attracting the likes of Tom Cruise, Matthew McConaughey, and Nick Nolte to play bit parts in the movie.


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(Hello mods, the picture is no longer hot linked. Sorry about that!)

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Emma Roberts at Vanity Fair Party 7/23
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Zac later in the day, July 24
Visiting his lawyer in Century City:

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JJ also says Zaccy wants to get a role in a play in the West End, news which was pulled from this article and who knows how accurate it is. IDC what he does next as long as he is Kira in Death Note whenever that happens.

ETA: one more pic from vabn of him leaving smashbox with his hair wet... )

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Current Mood:
discontent discontent
Current Music:
Owl Waltz - Seabear
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T.I. pushes back album, pisses me off while doing so


T.I. will be shooting the video for his new song "Whatever You Like" this weekend (In LA). The video will be directed by Dave Meyers, and is the first official single off of T.I.'s upcoming "Paper Trail", which was slated for a September 9th release, but has been pushed back to September 30th.

"Whatever You Like"


source: http://www.itsanotherone.com/2008/07/news-ti-to-shoot-new-video-push-back.html

Pushing back his album for the 4th time isn't sexy.

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The Pretty-Girl Entitlement Statute Begins to Wane in Influence

(three men hail a taxi and get in)
Girl
: Hey, I was over there waiting for a long time. May I have your cab?

Guy #1: Are you serious?
Girl: Yes, I was on the other corner, waiting.
Guy #2 (laughing in her face): Are you fucking serious, lady?
Girl: Buy I was on the other corner waiting for a long time.
Guy #3: Oh, well! You were on the other corner, kiddo. Get more aggressive.
Girl: But guys... I was waiting...
Guy #1 (as taxi leaves): Courtesy, bitch.

--14th & 2nd

Overheard by: Luke


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Bitch Magazine, Time Out NY, and Nick Jr.

A little behind on updating my blog–but here are my most recent illustrations!

Women writers and ambition.

Another super assignment by the wonderful Briar Levit over at Bitch magazine, about women writers who often are discounted for having ambition.

Abstinence in NYC

A quick spot illo for Jeff Quinn at Time Out NY, this illustration accompanies a feature about a guy who decides to abstain from sex and explore all the other titillating things in NYC.

Halloween marginal illustrations

And finally, a big project for me– Nick Jr. contacted me recently to create a series of tiny marginal illustrations for their Halloween issue. About yes, you guessed it– pumpkins! It was a fun project but if I don’t see pumpkins for several months I will be pretty happy! Thanks to AD Paul Tutrone for the awesome work!

Probably won’t be updating this til next month sometime– I’ll be going home to the east coast from August 4-21, so expect lots of sketches and loose things to show up here for fun. Have a great Indian Summer, everyone!

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